Why do you insist on waking up so damn early on a Saturday? I went to bed around 12 last night. I am pretty sure that I could sleep more, just sayin...
Could we lose a few lbs? I don't eat chocolate, and have not yet made any christmas goodies. I know that cheese is probably not good for me. But come on, lets work together here.
Does my skin really need to be so damn dry? Just because it is cold outside does not mean that all the moisture from you should vanish.
Lets go shopping today? Sound like a plan? Okay good.