Mount Me-Five Question Friday.....No it's not a dirty post.

Happy Friday All! 
If you are wondering who "the bearded one" is....read my post from a few days ago. Or hell I might as well just tell you. Why should I ask you to read something if I am too lazy to even link it up. Dru (my husband) is "the bearded one". He has started growing this beard, that reminds me of Mitchell from "Modern Family" (yes it is red) and I HATE the beard. It is itchy and gross and too mountain man for me. I like my men more metro sexual. Pink shirts, trendy shoes-Yes please. Mountain man beard-NO THANKS. 

Problem is, we are married. And his answer every time I ask when the beard is going to disappear (at least once a day, probably twice)...."When you stop asking"... 

Enough about my mountain man (I want to say "Mount Me" hat every time I write this and can't remember what movie it comes from, so help a girl out if you know the movie and write it in the comments. And on to Five Question Friday hosted by the AMAZING Mama M.  

1. Have you worn the same outfit more than one day in a row?
Do you realize who I am? OF course I have worn the same outfit more than one day in a row. Probably 2 if I am being honest. Once I get into my groove of something that I love wearing I will rock it for a while. Point A: These pj bottom's, no bra and thermal top paired with my supersoft bathrobe are a staple most day's of the week. Who cares if no one see's me, or if I don't wash my hair for a few days (going on 3 right now if you were wondering). Yes I am special. Yes I thankfully work at home, the only person that has to witness my sexyness is "the bearded one" Stan, Molly and sometimes the mail man if he catches me stalking him at 3pm wondering where in the hell my mail is. 

2. If you had to choose any LARGE city to live in, which would it be?
I am not a fan of traffic of any kind. Finding a place to park is not my cup of tea. I prefer to have my garage for my car, and not have to battle to find somewhere to park, or get gas or whatever. I don't love crowds of people either. Wow I just sound like a really fun gal between this question and my apparel in question number 1 don't I? So I will pick a city, San Fran....Just because most of my favorite people live there, and it doesn't snow and it is pretty and did I mention a lot of my favorite people live in that area?

3. Fly or drive with the kids on vacation?
Since I don't have kids, I am going to pick fly. Yes I know that "the bearded one" might qualify as a kid since he hates flying with a passion and would prefer to drive almost anywhere. I still pick FLY. I'm selfish like that.  

4. What is your idea of "spring cleaning"?
Throwing shit away! Yes, cleaning should always involve purging of items. Preferably many items that I haven't used in the past year, they need to be tossed. Why am I holding out hope that the ugly shirt that hangs in my closet will all the sudden be trendy? No idea...Never going to happen. Must spring clean. Today is only 18 degrees, spring is not yet here. So no cleaning for this girl today. 

5. What is the best book you have ever read?
I have an obsession with Jodi Picoult books. Most of them are good, and some of them are REALLY good. I highly recommend that you read her if you have not. I also am a big fan of James Patterson. Easy to read, quick crime that keeps the readers interest. 


  1. I love Jodi Picoult books too!
    Stopping by from 5 Question Friday!

  2. Found this through 5QF. The answer to your Mount Me question, I think, is Varsity Blues. I tend to say it instead of Mountey - good thing I don't live in Canada.

  3. leave him alone. that is all i am going to say until you leave him alone. once it grows in and he trims and shapes it up, you will like it

  4. I love the way you spring clean!!! I just may adopt this method.

  5. Men and beards are like women and long hair. right?

    I prefer the gotee look:-)

    And purging during spring cleaning is an awesome thing. I also find it funny cause it brings to mind, "why do we still have this"

    Visiting from 5Qf.

  6. Awwww to Number 2 :) I wish you were here too... And I'm so happy to hear acupuncture is doing you well!!!